i, uH, sTARED INTO dAVE-ONEE-SAMA’S COLD EYES, wELL, uH, cOLD SHADES, oH, i’M SPEAKING FIGURATIVELY, bY THE WAY, i DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE HIS SHADES WERE,

aNYWAY, i, gREW TIMID, uH, mORE TIMID, i GUESS, i AM GENERALLY PRETTY MUCH LIKE THAT ALREADY, i FELT A CHILL IN MY HEART, aND A KNOT IN MY STOMACH, aND A LOT OF OTHER UNPLEASANT PHYSICAL SENSATIONS,

i NEARLY TURNED AROUND AND RAN AWAY, bUT i WAS DETERMINED, sO I SPOKE, vOICE TREMBLING, “oNEE-SAMA, i„,”

hE TOOK THE LETTER IN WHICH, i HAD POURED OUT THE MOST PURE AND TRUE FEELINGS OF MY HEART, sTUFFED IT DOWN THE FRONT OF HIS SHIRT, aND THEN HE GRABBED ME BY THE SHOULDERS AND KISSED ME,

iT WAS KIND OF WEIRD, bECAUSE HE’S USUALLY THE ONE WHO GETS REALLY INTO THE SCENARIOS OF OUR ROLEPLAYS, i GUESS HE LIKED MY UNIFORM, wHICH IS A THING i DON’T PARTICULARLY MIND,

well

not sure if youve noticed

but tav here has a set of king size handlebars superglued to his head

of the sort that dont necessarily facilitate cuddling positions that bear any resemblance to nested kitchen utensils

unless theyre creepy alien kitchen utensils i guess

anyway

i think we worked out a pretty good system with what we got

you could say that

wELL, uH, i’M NOT THE EXPERT ON WEDDINGS, sINCE THEY DON’T HAPPEN WHERE i’M FROM, oR, aT LEAST, tHEY DIDN’T, i’M SURE THEY COULD, bUT THAT IS KIND OF GETTING AWAY FROM THE POINT,

bUT, fROM WHAT i UNDERSTAND, i’M MOSTLY SURE THAT, pEOPLE CAN WEAR WHATEVER THEY WANT, aND, tHAT THERE IS NO, fIRMLY SET DRESS QUOTA, oR, lIMIT,

sO, i GUESS, tHE THING THAT i AM TRYING TO SAY IS, wE BOTH LOOK NICE IN DRESSES, i THINK, sO, iF ONE DAY WE GOT MARRIED, mAYBE WE WOULD BOTH WEAR THEM, aND NOT, fEEL WEIRD ABOUT IT, tHE WAY SOME PEOPLE WOULD WANT US TO, bECAUSE THEY THINK OF FEMININITY AS A COMICAL, oR UNDESIRABLE QUALITY,

wow i was gonna say something but you pretty much got that

heres our prom dresses though

dont be fooled tavs still rocking the sandals and socks underneath that thing

n-nO, uHH, nO THANK YOU,

i LOOK PRETTY HANDSOME, hUH, tAVROS, };)

cant exactly tell from down here but probably

oH, uH, hAHA, i GUESS THEY WOULD TAKE A LOT OF GETTING USED TO, iF YOU WEREN’T HATCHED WITH THEM, uPSY DAISY,

wow yeah careful i might fall again from swooning

so

youd think that with so many mes running around id have made out with myself by now

uH, yEAH, i DID THINK THAT, aCTUALLY, wE SHOULD PROBABLY, rECTIFY THAT SITUATION,

i FIND IT VERY SWEET, tHAT HE, uHH, rECEIVED THEM FROM ONE OF HIS MOIRAILS, aND IS SO ATTACHED TO THEM, tHAT HE, sOMETIMES, gETS ANGRY, wHEN YOU REMOVE THEM FROM HIS FACE,

i THINK IT IS, i GUESS, a VERY ROMANTIC THING, tHAT HE TREASURES THEM SO MUCH,

whoa dude

wrong answer

my sweet guns obviously
check these babies out
whoa there dont hurt yourself 

and nitrams got a pretty awesome rack

oHH, uHH, i DON’T REALLY, kNOW, fOR MYSELF, i GUESS I HAVEN’T REALLY, tHOUGHT OF MYSELF, iN A WAY LIKE THAT, bUT I THINK, uHH, tHAT I CAN PROBABLY ANSWER, fOR DAVE„,

wELL, hIS EYES ARE REALLY PRETTY, yOU’LL HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR THAT, hEH, aND, hIS FRECKLES ARE CUTE, aND I LIKE HIS BIG EARS, i GUESS HIS ENTIRE FACIAL AREA IS A NICE PLACE TO LOOK AT, bUT, tHAT’S NOT TO SAY THE REST OF HIM ISN’T ATTRACTIVE, fOR EXAMPLE, hE HAS NICE HANDS, aND HIS COLLAR BONE IS REALLY ATTRACTIVE, iF THAT’S NOT TOO WEIRD A THING TO FIND ATTRACTIVE, aND I LIKE TO, bLOW RASPBERRIES ON HIS BELLY BECAUSE IT’S A LITTLE PUDGY, aND HE HAS A REALLY GREAT, uH, bUTT,

oH, i THINK i’M, eMBARRASSING HIM, wHOOPS, i GUESS i SHOULD STOP,

shit our bad

yEAH, uH, sORRY,

dont worry about us were fucking drowning in questions over here god was like yo dave sup youre pretty rad build an ark so you and your fineass boyfriend dont die in this flood and i was like sorry dude too busy making out with aforementioned fineass boyfriend

dAVE, nOT TO INTERRUPT, bUT, i’M PRETTY SURE THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN,

last part still could

oH, uH, wHO AM i TO CRITICIZE YOUR RELIGIOUS VIEWS, tHEN,

hold your horses like a sweaty blueblooded douchebag having a wet dream my friend

wOW, uH, tHAT’S KIND OF INAPPROPRIATE,

we just opened up this china shop give these bulls a little time to get themselves psyched up well get to rampaging when were good and ready

iF YOU DON’T SPEAK, uH, sORT OF RUDE STEREOTYPES ABOUT ANIMALS THAT ARE ACTUALLY VERY NICE, dAVE IS TRYING TO SAY THAT WE JUST STARTED, sO, wE ARE WORKING ON ANSWERING QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW, tHE PICTURES ARE IN COLOR AND LOOK VERY NICE, sO PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH US, yOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED, pROBABLY }:)